What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:07

Goldfinger
Dr No
Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
From Russia With Love
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…